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ahotoraАааа! я искала скрипты на Санадамару и нашла этот дурацкий тумблер!
Kanetsugu: Did you know that 1 in 3 people are gay.
Yukimura: I'm not.
Kanetsugu: Me neither.
Kanetsugu and Yukimura: -looks at Mitsunari-
Mitsunari: MOTHERFUCKERS!
Honnoji
Mitsuhide: He’s going to kill me! We went too far!
Motochika: What do you mean, “we”? This was all you!
Mitsuhide: Yeah, but I didn’t want to commit murder! I just wanted to show him that his entire philosophical outlook on life is flawed, and that the fundamental beliefs and ideologies he holds so dearly are trivial, so he’ll start crying himself to sleep like the rest of us! I’m not a monster!
Kai: You’re alive!
Yukimura: Philosophically arguable, but physically, yes.
Siege of Osaka - Army of Tokugawa
Ieyasu: Now we are close to once for all to achieve peace, although we think we did it after the Siege of Odawara and after the Battle of Sekigahara, but I am sure we will do it right now!
Hanzo: I think I should really be more concerned about my old enemy Kotaro, that ninja obsessed with Yukimura and even Nene who supposedly should be protecting Hideyoshi’s son. But I think my relatively young disciple should be the top priority!
Nobuyuki: Do not worry, Lord Ieyasu. I also wanted to say that I am not at all resentful of having to kill my beloved brother and I will be totally loyal to you, no matter what happens.
Ina: Please, Nobuyuki! You are looking more nervous and suspicious than if you had been silent!
Kanetsugu: I understand your pain, Nobuyuki. Your brotherly feelings with Yukimura, which you have seen growing up beside you, rivals our friendship was less than a decade! Plus I’m embarrassed to be helping someone bigger and stronger to crush the weaker! Where did my sense of righteousness go?
Hayakawa: Well, where was this when you helped the Toyotomi clan crush the my clan, which was much weaker?
Kanetusgu: …I’m not sure.
Hayakawa: So do not be afraid to be stupidly happy and do exactly the same thing. Now you could have pity on me for having to kill Kai, just because of an old promise!
Kagekatsu: She’s right, defeating our loved ones and old friends makes us strong, even though we have several other officers to attack.
Takatora: Exactly and you heard Ieyasu! If we do this several times then we can do it again because we know that now everything will work!
Masamune: Can we change the Tokugawa clan banner to the Date clan? Not that I’m wanting to feel like I’m controlling things, just because I do not like the colors and the crest of the Tokugawa clan.
Kojuro: Lord, the plan was to deceive the Toyotomi clan because to pretend that the Date clan was advancing alone! Do not speak your second thoughts so blatantly!
Muneshige: I wanted to be with the Toyotomi clan, but Ginchiyo’s ghost haunted me saying I should be here for the sake of the Tachibana.
Munenori: Can someone explain to me what my work is?
Hidetada: Hey dad, if I’m your heir, then why am I here? If I die, everything will be lost!
Ieyasu: Not as united as I expected, but at least we have numerical advantages.
Kenshin: Would you say that you’re independent?
Kanetsugu: *looks over at Aya*
Aya: *nods*
Kanetsugu: Yes.
http://incorrectsamuraiwarriorsquotes.tumblr.com
божжи, он очешуителен, только управление вырвиглаз
Kanetsugu: Did you know that 1 in 3 people are gay.
Yukimura: I'm not.
Kanetsugu: Me neither.
Kanetsugu and Yukimura: -looks at Mitsunari-
Mitsunari: MOTHERFUCKERS!
Honnoji
Mitsuhide: He’s going to kill me! We went too far!
Motochika: What do you mean, “we”? This was all you!
Mitsuhide: Yeah, but I didn’t want to commit murder! I just wanted to show him that his entire philosophical outlook on life is flawed, and that the fundamental beliefs and ideologies he holds so dearly are trivial, so he’ll start crying himself to sleep like the rest of us! I’m not a monster!
Kai: You’re alive!
Yukimura: Philosophically arguable, but physically, yes.
Siege of Osaka - Army of Tokugawa
Ieyasu: Now we are close to once for all to achieve peace, although we think we did it after the Siege of Odawara and after the Battle of Sekigahara, but I am sure we will do it right now!
Hanzo: I think I should really be more concerned about my old enemy Kotaro, that ninja obsessed with Yukimura and even Nene who supposedly should be protecting Hideyoshi’s son. But I think my relatively young disciple should be the top priority!
Nobuyuki: Do not worry, Lord Ieyasu. I also wanted to say that I am not at all resentful of having to kill my beloved brother and I will be totally loyal to you, no matter what happens.
Ina: Please, Nobuyuki! You are looking more nervous and suspicious than if you had been silent!
Kanetsugu: I understand your pain, Nobuyuki. Your brotherly feelings with Yukimura, which you have seen growing up beside you, rivals our friendship was less than a decade! Plus I’m embarrassed to be helping someone bigger and stronger to crush the weaker! Where did my sense of righteousness go?
Hayakawa: Well, where was this when you helped the Toyotomi clan crush the my clan, which was much weaker?
Kanetusgu: …I’m not sure.
Hayakawa: So do not be afraid to be stupidly happy and do exactly the same thing. Now you could have pity on me for having to kill Kai, just because of an old promise!
Kagekatsu: She’s right, defeating our loved ones and old friends makes us strong, even though we have several other officers to attack.
Takatora: Exactly and you heard Ieyasu! If we do this several times then we can do it again because we know that now everything will work!
Masamune: Can we change the Tokugawa clan banner to the Date clan? Not that I’m wanting to feel like I’m controlling things, just because I do not like the colors and the crest of the Tokugawa clan.
Kojuro: Lord, the plan was to deceive the Toyotomi clan because to pretend that the Date clan was advancing alone! Do not speak your second thoughts so blatantly!
Muneshige: I wanted to be with the Toyotomi clan, but Ginchiyo’s ghost haunted me saying I should be here for the sake of the Tachibana.
Munenori: Can someone explain to me what my work is?
Hidetada: Hey dad, if I’m your heir, then why am I here? If I die, everything will be lost!
Ieyasu: Not as united as I expected, but at least we have numerical advantages.
Kenshin: Would you say that you’re independent?
Kanetsugu: *looks over at Aya*
Aya: *nods*
Kanetsugu: Yes.
http://incorrectsamuraiwarriorsquotes.tumblr.com
божжи, он очешуителен, только управление вырвиглаз
